Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"We are bound by every consideration of honor and expediency to pass commercial measures in the interest of her material well being."

"It is to our advantage as a nation that the growing Cuban market should be controlled by American producers."

"Our soldiers fought to give her freedom; and for three years our representatives, civil and military, have toiled unceasingly, facing disease of a peculiarly sinister and fatal type, with patient and ..."

"it is hereby ordered that the existing boundaries of the Wakeeney land district and of the Colby land district, in the State of Kansas, be, and they are hereby, changed and re-established by the trans..."