Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"The courts would retain, no matter what the legislature did, the power to interfere and upset any action that was confiscatory in its nature."

"I shall strive to appoint and retain men who will do exactly the same justice to the railroad as they will exact from the railroad."

"I have accepted your kind and generous invitation to come before you this evening."

"I hail every Harvard club west of the Alleghany, even more than I do those east of there"