Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"It is idle to talk of our faith in the Monroe Doctrine if we are not able to make that faith evident."

"There is a widespread conviction that the divorce laws are dangerously lax and indifferently administered in some of the States, resulting in a diminishing regard for the sanctity of the marriage rela..."

"I am not surprised that you should show those traits, for I should be heartily ashamed of you if you did not."

"On the other hand, we have the right to expect from the representatives of the people a peculiar care for your interests."