Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"I am a pretty good Westerner; I am accustomed to seeing extraordinary growth, but what I have seen today has astonished me."

"There is no other body of water in the world which confers upon the commonwealth possessing it quite the natural advantages that Puget Sound confers upon this State; and there is no other State in the..."

"Do not threaten; do not bluster; above all, do not insult other people; but when you make up your mind that the situation is such as to require you to take a given position, take it and keep it, and h..."

"The only shots that count are the shots that hit."