Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"The reservation hereby established shall be known as The Maury Mountain Forest Reserve."

"The hunting, trapping, killing or capturing of game animals and birds upon the lands of the United States within the limits of said area is unlawful, except under such regulations as may be prescribed..."

"The surest way for a nation to invite disaster is to be opulent, aggressive, and unarmed."

"Much as I believe in the work of the Young Men's Christian Association, I believe in it most when it takes such shape as this."