Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"I think it is getting to be fairly understood that that is our foreign policy."

"It is a fine thing to have before a body of students men who by their practice have rendered it unnecessary that they should preach"

"There are no other trees anywhere like the giant Sequoias; nowhere else is there a more beautiful forest than that which clothes the western slope of the Sierra."

"I think I was a fairly good American a week ago when I came into your State, but I am a better one now."