Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"I believe in the pioneer, even when he is as well dressed as the pioneer I am addressing."

"I congratulate Washington on its agriculture, its lumber, its mines, upon all that it produces, but most of all upon its crop of children."

"With men such as you, and with two of your citizens, the father and mother of a boy like that, of course you are expansionists."

"Never draw unless you mean to shoot."