Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"I am, oh, so glad to be here."

"I want to see you play hard while you play, and when you work do not play at all."

"A nation like ours, with the unique position of fronting at once on the Atlantic and the Pacific, a nation forced by the mere fact of destiny to play a great, a mighty, a masterful part in the world, ..."

"We should keep the trees as we should keep great stretches of the wildernesses as a heritage for our children and our children's children."