Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"The poorest life that any one can live from the standpoint of pleasure is the life that has nothing but pleasure as its end and aim."

"New methods must be devised for meeting the various problems that come up."

"When I come here to California I am not in the West, I am west of the West."

"I think I was a pretty good American when I came here, but I feel that I am a better American now."