Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"I have enjoyed being here."

"Much though I have been interested in the wonderful physical beauty of this wonderful State, I have been infinitely more interested in its citizenship."

"Applaud the navy and what it has done. That is first-class. But make your applause count by seeing that the good work goes on."

"We have a right to expect from the college bred man, the college bred woman, a proper sense of proportion, a proper sense of perspective."