Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"I thank you most warmly for the greeting you have extended to me this evening."

"Play is a first rate thing, as long as you know it is play."

"You have got to have— you of the Civil War, you fought with widely different weapons and widely different tactics from the men who were with Ethan Allen."

"It is not enough, gentlemen, to mean well either in battle or in civil life; you not only had to mean well, you had to do well, and it is the same thing in civil life."