Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"The strife of the election is but human nature practically applied to the facts of the case."

"The great interest which our people feel in the story of Paul Jones's life, the national sense of gratitude for the great service done by him toward the achievement of independence, and the sentiment ..."

"Besides acting squarely, talk politely."

"It is eminently fitting that these services should now be commemorated in suitable manner."