Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"Shame on the man of cultivated taste who permits refinement to develop into a fastidiousness that unfits him for doing the rough work of a workaday world."

"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles."

"The poorest way to face life is to face it with a sneer."

"Now, Therefore, I, Theodore Roosevelt, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the power in me vested by section twenty-four of the Act of Congress, approved March third, eighteen hund..."