Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"If you will steal for me you will steal from me."

"The man who does nothing cuts the same sordid figure in the pages of history, whether he be cynic, or fop, or voluptuary."

"The poorest way to face life is to face it with a sneer."

"Shame on the man of cultivated taste who permits refinement to develop into a fastidiousness that unfits him for doing the rough work of a workaday world."