Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"I have enjoyed to the utmost my stay in California, my visits to its greatest cities."

"I am glad that we have the chance to erect a monument to commemorate a naval victory of the United States."

"The one indispensable thing for us to keep is a high standard of character for the average American citizen."

"No one can too strongly insist upon the elementary fact that you cannot build the superstructure of public virtue save on private virtue."