Rudy Giuliani: “The special counsel is going to adhere to historical justice department guidelines. And what the guidelines say is…”

They're surreptitiously passing around USB ports as if they're vials of heroin or cocaine.

I do consider this indictment a complete embarrassment to the American legal system. But I've shown tendency not to comply.

You better get on your knees and apologize for calling them racists! You bum.

Here’s my choice: 100 percent Curtis Sliwa.