John Kerry actually said...

"You know, President Bush says he's got a plan to fix the economy. Carole King wrote a song that sums up my feelings about that, 'It's Too Late, Baby.'"

"Kerry hammers the president on the missing weapons, while Bush asks for help from an unlikely source, Democrats."

"Florida police say a man threatened to stab his girlfriend for planning to vote for whom? The answer is John Kerry."

"If we re-elect Bush he's not only Iraq going to continue to go badly, bit that we will go into Iran and we may go into North Korea."