John Kerry actually said...

"I think George Bush is on the run. And I think he's on the run because he doesn't have a record to run on."

"He has done an extraordinary job of invigorating a whole group of people who were divorced from the political process."

"The AFL-CIO, the nation's biggest labor group endorsed John Kerry in his bid for the presidency."

"Well, ladies and gentlemen, it just doesn't take a lot of fuzzy math to count to zero."