John Kerry actually said...

"If George Bush thinks his deceptive rationale for going to war is a laughing matter, then he's even more out of touch than we thought."

"You have the power. The truth is that you do and this is where change does begin."

"The Secret Service announced today they are doubling its protection for John Kerry. Well you can understand why. I mean with two positions on every issue he's got twice as many people mad at him, you ..."

"Fresh from vacation, a recharged Kerry returns to Washington. What's next in his bid to cast Bush from the White House?"