Edward Markey actually said...

"But, in fact, as they think about old rubber tires and golf balls to be shot down into this leak, we realize that we're really not talking about MIT here. We're really talking about the PGA."

"It is more like 'Project Runway.' They -- they -- they are now taking nylon stockings and beginning to fill them with hair as a way of sopping up the oil out in the Gulf."

"No one has any idea when the -- this leak is going to ultimately be plugged."

"I did not detect the level of humility which I think they should have."