Pete Buttigieg: “Sometimes our policies cannot tell the difference between live animals and other cargo.”

So forgive us if we don’t believe him when he says he’s going to give everybody $5,000, but only after the election and only if they win.

He brought hope to us.

You know, if Republicans really wanted to give everybody a few thousand dollars, they would have done it this week instead of going home for two months in the middle of multiple national crises.

A lot of people believed him when he said he was going to drain the swamp.