Donald Trump

I’m doing it with a chuckle but that it was very dangerous to say because of how the media will cover it.

But I have seriously thought about, now this is dangerous to say, because the fake news is up there all over the place and when I joke I always I learned early on, don’t be sarcastic in politics.

No, I’m only kidding.

Everybody is profiting. The stock market’s going up.

I TOLD THEM TO STAY AWAY, UNLESS THEY JUST WANT TO LOAD UP THEIR SHIPS WITH OIL. They were useless when needed, a Paper Tiger!

Ridiculous for the U.S.A. to continue along this one sided path when the relationship is not reciprocal. They were not there for us!!!

As I see my beautiful sons sitting there, I think I'm going to give one to myself, one to them and we'll have a threesome.

These actions empower American farmers and ranchers with the additional mechanisms to ensure a healthy, abundant, and affordable food supply for the American people.

American farmers and ranchers have always prioritized care of their land and are increasingly interested in adopting innovative conservation farming practices like regenerative agriculture.

A policeman came up to me — a big, strong, good-looking guy — and he said, ‘sir, I want to thank you.’ He was almost, sort of, crying.

It’s going to be approximately a hundred and seven degrees out, and I’m going to go and make a really long speech, just to show that I can do anything.

We’re very proud of it.

They made it appropriate for a President.

It’s the best plane ever built.

They created new monuments.

The great civilizations of history did not wallow in aging ruins of the past.

The city named in honor of George Washington had been turned into a national disgrace.

I’ll give them the Congressional Medal of Honor for something ― for their genius at hunting ― and I’ll get one for taking on Russia, Russia, Russia or something.

No, I’m only kidding,” he said. “But I have seriously thought about, now this is dangerous to say, because the fake news is up there all over the place and when I joke I always I learned early on, don’t be sarcastic in politics.

I’m going to give one to myself, one to them, and we’ll have a threesome, OK?

Can you believe this? This world has gone crazy.

We got rid of the algae, which they put in.

But we did it, and it works beautifully.

Sleepy Joe Biden spent millions of dollars trying to fix it, and he was unable to do it.

What they don’t say is Barack Hussein Obama ― Have you heard of him? ― Barack Hussein Obama spent tens of millions of dollars trying to fix it, and it was a disaster.