I get off the plane, I make a speech, I get the hell out of here.

I have created the brand-new Department of Government Efficiency, DOGE.

And we feel so much better for it, don’t we?

Just today, a large American company announced they are buying both ports around the Panama Canal and lots of other things having to do with the Panama Canal and a couple of other canals.

Your CHIPS Act is a horrible, horrible thing.

It's very sad and it just shouldn't be this way.

we have to take care of our law enforcement.

We will never let anything happen to our beloved country because we are a country of doers, dreamers, fighters and survivors.

The deal could be made very fast. It should not be that hard a deal to make.

And these people will have to pay tax in our country.

We hope it’s going to be as small a number as possible.

The American Dream is unstoppable, and our country is on the verge of a comeback the likes of which the world has never witnessed.

Mr. Speaker, the president of the United States

Simultaneously, we have had serious discussions with Russia and have received strong signals that they are ready for peace.

To my fellow citizens, America is back.

The federal government layoffs are removing waste from the SSA.

the tariffs are really, truly here. And they are steep.

We strongly support your right to determine your own future, and if you choose, we welcome you into the United States of America.

let's pause. I want to give you a chance to think about that

I will not allow the federal government to take over our city.

Another interminable litany of lies was a dull recitation of alleged fraud in the Social Security rolls.

The people sitting right here will not clap, will not stand and certainly will not cheer for these astronomical achievements.

He’s working very hard. He didn’t need this. He didn’t need this.

And if you choose, we welcome you into the United States of America.

Now we have the technology. It’s incredible, actually.