Donald Trump

Frankly, Norway sucks. Norway has become a shithouse country, actually.

I said, ‘Are you kidding?’ I thought gas would be double or triple. And it’s a small price to pay for taking a nuclear weapon away from maniacs.

He doesn’t represent your values, and we can’t take a chance.

Interest rates in the United States should be 1% or less

By unleashing Energy Dominance from Alaska, all the way down to Venezuela, I have made the Western Hemisphere the Energy Capital of the World.

Venezuela will become a prosperous country, and who knows? Maybe some day soon it’ll become a prosperous 51st state.

I will accept the midterm election results if they’re honest.

I knew that oil would go up. I actually thought it would go up two or three times higher, and I was still willing to do it.

It will become a prosperous country, and who knows, maybe someday soon it will become a prosperous 51st state.

We’re celebrating the greatest oil victory in history.

See that little ship out there? It’s got one million barrels of oil on it from Venezuela.

He actually said that if Jesus Christ himself came and visited the Texas legislature, Jesus would be promoting sex changes for little children.

With all of this that we’re doing, our gasoline prices are lower than when Barack Hussein Obama- our oil prices, gasoline, lower than they were with Obama, and a guy named Crooked Joe Biden.

Tonight, I’m officially terminating Biden’s expensive and unnecessary methane regulations to save consumers and energy producers.

We will pass the No Invasion of Our Country Act, prohibiting any future president from ever opening our borders to illegal immigrants again.

Somebody said, ‘If you had it to do again...’ I said, ‘Are you kidding?’ I thought gas would be double or triple. And it’s a small price to pay for taking a nuclear weapon away from maniacs.

I always cater to my base.

Just close your eyes and pretend I'm on the ballot.

The bottom line: He put it back.

Can you believe it? Which is a very successful company. He doesn't like successful companies.

The White House is now in better shape than it was in 1792.

The money being spent on renovations is peanuts.

The White House represents our country, and has to be pristine.

He doesn't understand the White House has to be clean, pristine, beautiful. It can't have cracks in the column.

I would try and explain that to a guy like Obama, but he wouldn't understand.