Donald Trump

The dress was great. The dress was a Monica Lewinsky–type dress. Then when they found out there was nothing on the dress, so we wanted the dress, and the judge said ‘nope.’ We’re not gonna let you show it.

He’s got a lot of good ideas, but he’s got a lot of ideas.

NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE

Please let this serve as notice to anybody even thinking about bringing drugs into the United States of America. BEWARE!

If they fly in a dangerous position, I would say that…you or your captains can make the decision as to what they want to do.

I would say they're going to be in trouble.

I think people should take it.

You have vaccines that work. They just pure and simple work.

I think we have to be very careful.

He is concerned about the New York City race. He does not want a socialist mayor, and he said, ‘It’s not going to happen’ under his watch

Then we changed it to Department of Defense.

Everybody likes that we had an unbelievable history of victory when it was Department of War.

We know how to rebrand without having to go crazy.

We wouldn’t lose really. We just fight, sort of tie. We never wanted to win wars that every one of them we would have won easily with just a couple of little changes or just a couple of little edicts.

We just fight forever.

We could have won every war. But we, we really chose to be very politically correct or wokey.

We should have won every war.

If they fly in a dangerous position, I would say that…you or your captains can make the decision as to what they want to do.

I would say they're going to be in trouble.

Looks like we’ve lost India and Russia to deepest, darkest, China. May they have a long and prosperous future together!

I’ve been beating this bum for 40 years, first as a New York City developer, where he opposed me, for no reason, at every corner, but could NEVER stop me from getting the job done, and then, as your President, where this psychopathic nut…

He didn’t think he’d get that question! He’s looking at me and saying how the hell…he’s saying how did I get that question?

This is the beginning of your political career.

They’re not American . . . but they’re people, they’re souls.

I will be, yeah, I will be