Donald Trump

The people of Scotland love Trump International Golf Links.

I love Twitter.... it's like owning your own newspaper--- without the losses.

Aberdeen tourism is booming because of my great Scottish golf club.

The election was a major setback for economy. All young entrepreneurs should be sure to calculate Obama's policies into their investments.

Price gouging at many gas stations, $10 a gallon--welcome to the new world.

I got to know @johnboehner very well—he is a great guy who will do the right thing for the country!

Everybody wants me to talk about Robert Pattinson and not Brian Williams—I guess people just don’t care about Brian!

.@antbaxter Dummy,thanks for increasing awareness of my big golf project in Aberdeen—sales are thru the roof &amp, Aberdeen seeing big benefits.

She’s baaack! @Rosie needs me to salvage her dying career. But it won’t help-- she’s got no talent &amp, no persona. Too many tv cancellations!

It’s hard to believe that we are rationing gas in NYC. OPEC is laughing all the way to the bank.

I received such a nice letter today from someone who took refuge in Trump Tower during Sandy. It was my pleasure to help.

@antbaxter @Salon @antbaxter—Apprentice is a huge hit all over the world. Your cheap &amp, boring documentary is a tremendous flop.

.@antbaxter Anthony—did you illegally take clips from the Letterman @Late_Show show and @GolfChannel without their approval?

.@antbaxter—Heard your documentary cost you less than $3,000 to make—where did you get that kind of money?

9 million fewer people voted for Obama this election than last &amp, yet the Republicans lost—do you think they might be doing something wrong!

.@antbaxter—Your documentary works better than any sleeping pill—in fact that may be your only way to make money with this recycled garbage!

.@antbaxter Only the stupid @BBC would air your garbage—no wonder they are in such deep trouble.

No surprise that all the foreign countries are celebrating Obama's win. They love a weak America that they can rip off.

A test: tweet me the reason @billmaher was fired from @ABC (other than his bad ratings).

Russian leaders are publicly celebrating Obama's reelection. They can't wait to see how flexible Obama will be now.

Romney campaign used me in 6 primary states and won every one- they should have used me in Florida and Ohio &amp, he would be President.

Obama's administration is now openly admitting it expects US credit downgraded again http://t.co/v7RwPT0P Thanks for letting us know now

.@davidaxelrod I'm sending you a check to help find a cure. @IvankaTrump says hi.

.@hardball_chris says he’s “glad” we had a hurricane! With many people dying and thousands hurting, MSNBC (cont) http://t.co/SnhGmaoQ

China's Communist Party has now publicly praised Obama's reelection. They have never had it so good. Will own America soon.