Bill Clinton: “We have more than doubled student aid in 7 years.”

We are happy. We felt like a load's off our shoulders.

You mean to tell me that the success of the program and my re-election hinges on the Federal Reserve and a bunch of fucking bond traders?

That ain't America. We've never done that.

I think he can have some of these smaller events where he likes to be the explainer-in-chief.