Bill Clinton: “With imagination, wit and also with a steel trap mind and deep conviction, Garrison Keillor has brought us together.”

I strenuously deny any wrongdoing.

We have worked to give the American people a smaller, less bureaucratic government in Washington. And we have to give the American people one that lives within its means.

That ain't America. We've never done that.

You mean to tell me that the success of the program and my re-election hinges on the Federal Reserve and a bunch of fucking bond traders?