Bill Clinton actually said...

"I hereby report to the Congress on developments concerning the national emergency with respect to Iran."

"Letitia Chambers, of the District of Columbia, to be a Representative of the United States of America to the 51st Session of the General Assembly of the United Nations."

"I'll just spend a little time here and get home and go back to work."

"Thank you very much. I'll try to do it without incident next time."