Bill Clinton: “Hillary and Chelsea and I offer this wish of our season to all of you and to all Americans everywhere: Peace on Earth…”

Look, only elections are going to change this.

We've never seen anything like this before in my lifetime – somebody that says, 'Whatever I want should be the law of the land. It's my way or the highway.'

You mean to tell me that the success of the program and my re-election hinges on the Federal Reserve and a bunch of fucking bond traders?

The election will decide the next mayor of New York, and I urge you to vote for Andrew Cuomo.