Jon Stewart: “I can't believe that our bombs are now smarter than our president.”

We can never repay all that the 9/11 community has done for our country, though we can't stop penalizing them.

It’s — he can’t be the guy at the 250. It’s such the wrong —.

He's the president and I'm on basic cable.

I'm used to the lies. I'm used to the hypocrisy. I'm used to the cowardice. I've been here a long time. Senate's where accountability goes to die. Every one of these individuals that has been fighting for years standing on the shoulders of…