Calvin Coolidge actually said...

"I have found that there exists in Nicaragua such conditions of domestic violence which are or may be promoted by the use of arms or munitions of war procured from the United States."

"I am very much gratified to know that."

"I think you have done rather better than I could have done, if I had undertaken to sit down twice a week and dictated a statement to be given out."

"I am sure that the outdoor life has refreshed me, invigorated me, and been very beneficial."