Calvin Coolidge actually said...

"Warning is hereby given to all unauthorized persons not to appropriate, cut, injure, destroy, deface, or take away any trees or any other property on said lands, or to occupy, settle, or locate upon a..."

"I was more interested to see what we could do to improve them."

"I didn't have any information about reported frauds and irregularities in the recent Porto Rican elections."

"I don't think I had heard anything about it."