Calvin Coolidge actually said...

"I have no information of any kind or description as to whether he is coming here."

"Warning is hereby expressly given to all unauthorized persons not to appropriate, injure, destroy or remove any of the features or objects included within the boundaries of this monument and not to lo..."

"I haven't received any specific communication from Secretary Kellogg relative to his recent note concerning the outlawry of war."

"The business of our Government is a real business and it must be conducted as such."