Calvin Coolidge actually said...

"My wife uses it a great deal."

"Again, I don't have very much of a taste for honey."

"Our influence is none the less valuable because we have insisted that it should not be used by one country against another, but for the fair and disinterested service of all."

"We expect to provide ourselves with reasonable protection, but we do not desire to enter into competition with any other country in the maintenance of land or sea forces."