Calvin Coolidge actually said...

"I have no object except to promote their welfare."

"It does not seem possible to me to make an adequate expression concerning the Presidency of the United States."

"A part of that success is due to you gentlemen who are here in the room and have done more to interpret me and my policies to the country than I could do myself."

"The immediate and pressing obligation for tomorrow is that each one of us who is qualified shall vote."