Calvin Coolidge actually said...

I think it is safe to say that both the Army and the Navy are in better shape than they ever were before in time of peace.

I am issuing pardons all the time, so that so far as pardons are concerned every day is Christmas over here.

I don't recall that I ever made any suggestion that after I finished my term of office I was going to engage in the occupation of whittling.

I am having sent to me quite a number of jackknives.