Calvin Coolidge actually said...

"There are no developments, so far as I am aware, in the French proposal relative to outlawing war."

"The absence of self-acclaim, the refusal to become commercialized, which has marked the conduct of this sincere and genuine exemplar of fine and noble virtues, has endeared him to everyone."

"It isn't possible for the President to make public comment on letters of that kind."

"I hope we may have good weather and that the press anticipates the enjoyment of it as much as I do."