Calvin Coolidge actually said...

"Self-government does not purge us of all our faults, but there are very few students of the affairs of mankind who would deny that the theory upon which our institutions proceed gives the best results..."

"Under the Constitution of the United States there is neither any peasantry nor any order of nobility."

"He left the world stronger and better. He made life broader and sweeter."

"I am willing at all times to give the press anything I can give without embarrassing the cause of the public service."