Calvin Coolidge actually said...

"What I say here is not to be taken down in shorthand other than that which is taken down by my stenographer for my purposes."

"I don't know as I can say very much about my vacation."

"I expect to spend a considerable part of it trying to amuse the newspapermen."

"We are nearing the time when constructive economy in the business of government will not find a reflection in continuing lessening yearly outlays."