Calvin Coolidge actually said...

"Measured by that standard, the results are exceedingly satisfactory."

"When authority is located afar off, it is necessarily less well informed, less sympathetic, and less responsive to public requirements."

"We have every desire to see that great people, who are traditional friends, restored to their position among the nations of the earth."

"I should like very much to have a measure for helping the farmer in accordance with my various messages to the Congress."