Calvin Coolidge actually said...

I would do what I could to cooperate with him and see that the money that was appropriated by the United States Government was put into plac...

I am issuing pardons all the time, so that so far as pardons are concerned every day is Christmas over here.

I don't want to keep getting jackknives under false pretenses.

I don't recall that I ever made any suggestion that after I finished my term of office I was going to engage in the occupation of whittling.