Calvin Coolidge actually said...

"It almost seems to me as though the protection of the people and the property in the lower Mississippi that need protection has been somewhat lost sight of."

"It becomes a bestowal of favors on certain localities and naturally if one locality is to be favored, all the other localities in the United States think that they ought to come in under the same plan..."

"But he has been willing to come over here."

"That is a dog that is very much attached to my wife and he is very disconsolate in the absence of his mistress."