Calvin Coolidge actually said...

"Well, it hasn't been brought to my attention officially."

"There are always problems in Mexico, but I judge from the tone of his letter that he thought things were working along exceedingly well, as far as American interests are concerned."

"My own thought about the situation at the present time is that I would like it if the country could think as little as possible about the Government and give their time and attention more undividedly ..."

"In my opinion the Government can do more to remedy the economic ills of the people by rigid economy in public expenditure than through any other action."