Thomas Jefferson actually said...

"On this first occasion of addressing Congress since, by the choice of my constituents, I have entered on a second term of administration, I embrace the opportunity to give this public assurance that I..."

"We must join in the unprofitable contest of trying which party can do the other the most harm."

"A state of our progress in exploring the principal rivers of that country, and of the information respecting them hitherto obtained, will be communicated as soon as we shall receive some further relat..."

"The burthen of quarantines is felt at home as well as abroad; their efficacy merits examination."