George Washington actually said...

"The prosperous state of our revenue has been intimated."

"I can not dismiss the subject of Indian affairs without again recommending to your consideration the expediency of more adequate provision for giving energy to the laws throughout our interior frontie..."

"No measure can be more desirable, whether viewed with an eye to its intrinsic importance or to the general sentiment and wish of the nation."

"I do by these presents most earnestly admonish and exhort all persons whom it may concern to refrain and desist from all unlawful combinations and proceedings."