Troy Nehls: “I can assure you that the water in the streets have receded today, but I will guarantee that the floodwaters are still…”

Affordability? What are you talking about?” he spouted. “I’m gonna go there tomorrow. ... I’m gonna get me a couple of big lobster tails. I’m gonna get me some nice ribeyes.

Maybe not, maybe the 60% of America don’t work as hard as I do either, I mean, I don’t know.

Instead of having a torch, maybe it needs a stop sign.

We gotta put a bedsheet ― a big bedsheet ― over the Statue of Liberty,” he said. “She’s gotta go to sleep for a while ’cause we’re not letting anybody in anymore.