Troy Nehls: “The United States has the largest pipeline network in the world, consisting of about 3.4 million miles of pipeline.”

We gotta put a bed sheet ― a big bed sheet ― over the Statue of Liberty.

“Maybe not. Maybe the 60% of Americans don’t work as hard as I do either. I mean, I don’t know,” Nehls said.

“Maybe we ought to provide some counseling for all the nutjobs out there that think Donald Trump is the worst thing,” Nehls said.

He was born a very special baby. I bet you the doctors said, ‘I can tell this is a very special baby.’