Troy Nehls: “Technology has now made it possible to work remotely. Many workers have responded by purchasing homes farther from the…”

Instead of having a torch, maybe it needs a stop sign.

We gotta put a bedsheet ― a big bedsheet ― over the Statue of Liberty,” he said. “She’s gotta go to sleep for a while ’cause we’re not letting anybody in anymore.

Donald Trump is the best thing to happen in this country in a hundred years.

He was born a very special baby. I bet you the doctors said, ‘I can tell this is a very special baby.’