Troy Nehls: “Today's hearing will examine implementation of the Protecting Our Infrastructure of Pipelines and Enhancing Safety Act…”

Affordability? What are you talking about?” he spouted. “I’m gonna go there tomorrow. ... I’m gonna get me a couple of big lobster tails. I’m gonna get me some nice ribeyes.

We gotta put a bed sheet ― a big bed sheet ― over the Statue of Liberty.

Instead of having a torch, maybe it needs a stop sign.

Maybe we ought to provide some counseling for all the nutjobs out there that think Donald Trump is the worst thing.